Dear United States Congress
If you have another bailout to bail out the last bailout can I get bailed out? I could really use a massage and a trip to the spa. Oh, and food and a few mortgage payments would be nice too.
Dow Falls Below 8,600
You've been so helpful so far but since the bailout for the billionaires didn't trickle down this far, how about you go ahead and bail me out. I promise to trickle on people poorer than I am if you do.
Thanks,
FatWhiteMan
Dow Falls Below 8,600
You've been so helpful so far but since the bailout for the billionaires didn't trickle down this far, how about you go ahead and bail me out. I promise to trickle on people poorer than I am if you do.
Thanks,
FatWhiteMan
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