Thank You For Choosing Verizon
Well, once again my Verizon DSL was out for the weekend and also once again, since it is a weekend, Verizon will only let you talk to Filipino monkeys that can do barely more than tell you to reboot your modem and computer. Oh, they can also tell you over and over again to try support on the website. The outsourced idiots then can't seem to grasp the concept that if you cannot connect to the web, you cannot use their super great website.
This reminds me so much of Verizon:
Then the trained monkeys tell you over and over again "thank you for choosing Verizon". If I had a fucking choice, it sure wouldn't be Verizon.
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