Day 11
Posted by Fat White Man at 7/13/2008 9:28 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Eleven days now since Verizon cut off my DSL and I still don't have any service. The local crew came out to run my phone line and said it should be on by this weekend. Guess not.
The service guys that come to your house seem to always be friendly and competent but then Verizon doesn't let you talk to the nearest person that could actually help you. Nope. They connect you to the farthest idiot possible that didn't even know what DSL was before they were trained. Their language is full of English words though mixed in with theirs. This is usually because their native language only has vocabulary for words like "fire", "mud hut" and "banana snake".
I was reading about bomb blasts in India and I thought that if they bomb the places where the "customer service reps" work, the terrorists will cripple America more effectively than if they bombed anything on US soil.
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