Morning Coffee With Mom
Here is a brief but very real conversation I just had with my mother.
FATWHITEMAN: [starting my laptop] What's wrong with the internet?
FATMOTHER: It is the Tower of Babel and will be the undoing and destruction of all mankind.
FATWHITEMAN: Uh...yeah...m-kay, I kinda meant what is wrong with your router?
FATMOTHER: Oh, I dunno, it was working yesterday.
FATWHITEMMAN: Ever think of switching to decaf?
FATWHITEMAN: [starting my laptop] What's wrong with the internet?
FATMOTHER: It is the Tower of Babel and will be the undoing and destruction of all mankind.
FATWHITEMAN: Uh...yeah...m-kay, I kinda meant what is wrong with your router?
FATMOTHER: Oh, I dunno, it was working yesterday.
FATWHITEMMAN: Ever think of switching to decaf?







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