There were 26 shootings in Chicago this weekend.  That's a lot even for a cesspool like Chicago.  The great Chicago Police Department though has identified the cause: warm weather. That's right, according to police the official cause is warm weather. So if it is in the 70's and you have 26 killings, under the model presented by the super intelligent Chicago Police, then the number of shooting will be staggering once the temperature hits the upper 90's.

The increased shootings wouldn't be due to the fact Chicago has some of the most stringent gun laws since Soviet Leningrad would it? No? Must be the weather.  Maybe Chicago could ban warm weather? Or maybe issue a warm weather card. If you pass a background check and pay a large fee to the city, they could issue you a Sunshine Card. Yeah, that will fix it. Problem solved.

Look out for global warming. There will be blood in the streets for sure.