In case anyone didn't figure it out, yesterday's post was pretty much April Fool's Day bullshit.

I can't be vegetarian because I think I may still be digesting the 20 oz Ribeye I ate at the Scioto Ribber last week. You will not find bigger and better steaks anywhere.  I am quite the fan.  I also washed it down with a Portsmouth Pilsner from the local brew pub.

While I do covet the gas mileage on Hybrids, you just can't haul anything in them so until they make a cheap pickup hybrid, forget it.

As for Hussein Osama, I wouldn't vote for him if he were running against Nikita Kruschev. Though unless something cool happens at the Republican Convention, he might just be doing so this fall provided he defeats the Reptilesbian Overlord.