I'm turning over a new leaf, so to speak.  I have decided that I am morbidly obese so as of this moment, I am a vegetarian. That's is right. No more meat for FatWhiteMan. I'm drinking only water, no soda, beer or anything else to pollute my body.  I will be pure.

I'm also looking to sell my truck in favor of a Prius, or maybe another Hybrid. Its not that I am turning green or anything because I am now a vegetarian, but I am tired of paying $3.45 a gallon for gas and only have it take me 16 miles.

Finally I am so disillusioned by politics these days that I have decided to support Obama since he is for change.  I feel like a new person already.