I wrote this last February when I heard that Mike DeWine might work for Comrade McCain's campaign (say that three time real fast).  Since tomorrow is election day in Ohio I thought I would post it again. Feb 23, 2007 or Mar 3, 2008, nothing has really changed in a year except Rudy and Mitt have floated on into the leach bed.


McCain:  Hello, this is John McCain.

DeWine:  Hi, this is Mike DeWine.

McCain:  Hi Mike. What's up?

DeWine: I need a job, I heard you were hiring.

McCain:  Well, I do need some help on my campaign staff.

DeWine:  Great, I can do that.

McCain:  Well, what I really need is someone that can help me pretend to be a conservative.

DeWine:  Are you kidding? I've been doing that for years!

McCain:  Well, I'll have to set up an interview...

DeWine:  Oh come on, you know it's me you want. Who else could you get?

McCain: Well, Bob Taft for one. There seems to be no shortage of unemployed Ohio RINO's out there after the last election.

DeWine: Come on John, you know I can be a better asset than Taft. Besides, he's too busy playing with his new coin collection.

McCain: Well, let me thnk about it Mike.

DeWine: Well, don't think too long. Rudy and Mitt are pretending to be conservatives too and they could use my expertise.

McCain: Well, if you put it like that then, hey, welcome aboard.

DeWine: Thanks John. It will be a breeze anyway. Now with your brilliant piece of legislation, people can no longer get together and talk about your record prior to the election. You've really done a number on free speech and all.

McCain:  Yeah. Now if I could just do something about the fucking bloggers.