Spider Man Turns Evil
Marvel has agreed to let Spidy become a U.N. superhero. Seems as if America doesn't give two shits about the United Nations so they are launching a campaign to indoctrinate school kids and misinform them about the U.N.'s efforts to enslave help children worldwide.
U.N. to use Spider-Man to 'sensitize' youth
This way children can grow up "sensitized" to accept the U.N. as something benevolent. First they needed gay superheroes, now they need evil heroes. What happened to superheroes that DEFEATED evil? Guess evil has won.
Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig Does
Can he take food
From Starving kids
And give it to tin-pot commie UN Puppet dictator whores instead?
Yes he can, 'cause he is a U.N. Pig
U.N. to use Spider-Man to 'sensitize' youth
This way children can grow up "sensitized" to accept the U.N. as something benevolent. First they needed gay superheroes, now they need evil heroes. What happened to superheroes that DEFEATED evil? Guess evil has won.
Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig Does
Can he take food
From Starving kids
And give it to tin-pot commie UN Puppet dictator whores instead?
Yes he can, 'cause he is a U.N. Pig
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