According to the BBC, monkeys are terrorizing Kenyan women and even sexually harassing them.

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

The Kenyan government has sent in "Monkey Scarers" to throw rocks at the monkeys but they are ineffective.

The women are living in fear of being sexually harassed. The UN has helped by sending famine relief.  Okay, let me see if I got this straight:

—Women and children do all the farming.  Men lay in bed or some throw rocks at the monkeys ineffectually.

—Monkeys come in, shake their dicks at the women and the women flee in terror.

—Monkeys destroy the crops and kill the lifestock.

—UN sends in food to replace what the monkeys destroy.

Sounds like they all have the situation under control.

I may be just a dumb American redneck, and am not as nearly as smart as all the Africans and UN dipshits, but how about trying this new and improved monkey scarer:



Morons.