Way Back Wednesday #13
Well, its been over a year since I first started this blog just really because JT suggested I do it. Not that I routinely do things he suggests but that time I did. Anyway, as I sit here wondering if I should continue this site, I thought I would re-post my very first post. So for those of you who missed it back in June 2006, here is my first post:
Welcome to my very first blog. This seems like a good idea. I get to bitch about things I probably cannot change and you get to read it. Its a win-win for all! Why I have not done this sooner is a mystery. No really not a mystery because mysteries generally never get solved and they are, well, mysteries. The reason I have not done this sooner is because I am basically lazy. I also am a middle aged middle class American which means I work my ass off to make ends meet and raise my family.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, I am a FatWhiteMan. I know I said "white" which in liberal speak means I am a racist. In their twisted world that also should mean that I hate skinny people and women since I also said "Fat" and "Man". I assure you that is not the case. In fact, I am married to a skinny woman. Actually, FatWhiteMan is a statement of fact rather than some deep philosophical-polital description. The simple fact of the matter is, I am fat, white and male. Sorry, no underlying meanings—I am just not that deep. I can not change any of these facts.
Thats not entirely true I guess, I could change all of those. I could get my stomach stapled and lyposuctioned. I could get some sort of Michael Jackson skin changing operation and I could get a sex change. However, since I am basically a whimp, I would never go through that much surgery. Not to mention the cost. I am sure Michael overhauls are not cheap and I am pretty sure my insurance doesn't pay for any of those. Besides, I would then have to change my domain name and I just bought this one. I haven't checked but SKINNYGREYWOMAN.COM has probably been scooped up by Hillary's campaign or something anyway so that is out. Guess I'm stuck with FATWHITEMAN.
I suggest you give me all your Magic cards...
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these are not the cards you are looking for
move along
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