For the first time in centuries, Switzerland is under assault—by leftist commies.  According to an article in SwissInfo, there are a group of obviously imbalanced idiots that think Switzerland is far too safe and needs to drop their defensive strategy that has thus kept them safe for hundreds of years.  Apparently, they feel that it is not fair that the Swiss have missed out on all of the wars and genocide that have plagued the rest of "enlightened" Europe over the past centuries.

Switzerland, don't do it!  Don't give in to the extremesists, liberals, communists and all around flakes.  Don't go Great Britain on us.  England used to be a fine place like your home until they let the liberals have things their way.