Hello, This is John McCain
Posted by Fat White Man at 2/23/2007 8:28 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
McCain: Hello, this is John McCain.
DeWine: Hi, this is Mike DeWine.
McCain: Hi Mike. What's up?
DeWine: I need a job, I heard you were hiring.
McCain: Well, I do need some help on my campaign staff.
DeWine: Great, I can do that.
McCain: Well, what I really need is someone that can help me pretend to be a conservative.
DeWine: Are you kidding? I've been doing that for years!
McCain: Well, I'll have to set up an interview...
DeWine: Oh come on, you know it's me you want. Who else could you get?
McCain: Well, Bob Taft for one. There seems to be no shortage of unemployed Ohio RINO's out there after the last election.
DeWine: Come on John, you know I can be a better asset than Taft. Besides, he's too busy playing with his new coin collection.
McCain: Well, let me thnk about it Mike.
DeWine: Well, don't think too long. Rudy and Mitt are pretending to be conservatives too and they could use my expertise.
McCain: Well, if you put it like that then, hey, welcome aboard.
DeWine: Thanks John. It will be a breeze anyway. Now with your brilliant piece of legislation, people can no longer get together and talk about your record prior to the election. You've really done a number on free speech and all.
McCain: Yeah. Now if I could just do something about the fucking bloggers.
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3/2/2008 10:04 AM
FATWHITEMAN.COM wrote:
I wrote this last February when I heard that Mike DeWine might work for Comrade McCain's campaign (say that three time real fast). Since tomorrow is election day in Ohio I thought I would post it again. Feb 23, 2007 or Mar 3, 2008, nothing has really changed in a year except Rudy and Mitt have floated on into the leach bed.McCain: Hello, this is John McCain.DeWine: Hi, this is Mike DeWine.McCain: Hi Mike. What's up?DeWine: I need a job, I heard you were hiring.McCain: Well, I do need some help on my campaign ... -
3/2/2008 9:57 AM
FATWHITEMAN.COM wrote:
I wrote this last February when I heard that Mike DeWine might work for Comrade McCain's campaign (say that three time real fast). Since tomorrow is election day I thought I would post it again. Feb 23, 2007 or Mar 3, 2008, nothing has really changed in a year except Rudy and Mitt have floated on into the leach bed.McCain: Hello, this is John McCain.DeWine: Hi, this is Mike DeWine.McCain: Hi Mike. What's up?DeWine: I need a job, I heard you were hiring.McCain: Well, I do need some help on my campaign staff. DeWine: ...
Damn free speech... if you allow it, people might share oppinions about the clusterfuckedness we live in and...next thing you know, people will start thinking for themselves, even getting ideas... and we can't have THAT!
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Hello FWM,
I like your blog and have added your site to my link list.
If you would prefer to not be linked by me, let me know and I'll remove it.
Thanks and like I said, nice blog!
Fodder
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Thanks, I linked to you too. Anyone with a Tommy Gun on the masthead probably has something good to say!
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McCain: Yeah. Now if I could just do something about the fucking bloggers.
It's so close to reality it almost isn't funny...
great post.
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