Global Warming
Okay, so now its cow's fault we have global warming. I'm so sick of this shit. This whole "man's killing the planet" nonsense was kinda funny at first. Now it is just getting stupid and old to hear every day. And then, they always find out who to attach the blame too. First it was cars, then hairspray, then just the United States' fault, then SUV's. This week it is cows.
Apparently, the only "enlightened" people are Hybrid driving vegeterians. They are the only smart people on the planet. The rest of us are just knuckle dragging cave men.
So I finally found the answer to this whole global warming nonsense: Everybody Turn Queer!
Once everyone is gay and drives a Prius and eats only vegetables then the Earth will be saved. And then, since everyone is gay, the population will die out and then the ultra left wing tree hugging dumbassses will be happy—no more humans. Of course, they will be dead too so they won't really be happy. They will die happy though, with lots of animals running around and everyone gay and stuff.
That article says the greatest way to reduce greenhouse gas emissions is to stop eating meat and become vegetarian. If everybody became vegetarian, there'd be so much flatulence from everybody constantly that we'd probably destroy the planet 10 times quicker. Just think about it: if every single human being on the planet were to cut one at exactly the same time, we'd all die. Have you seen (or smelled) what broccoli and cabbage can do to the human digestive tract?
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Yes, however, since everyone's exhaust port would be larger because they are all gay, the flatulence would escape quicker and thus dissapate more rapidly instead of lingering and attacking the ozone slowly and persistently.
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