Dear Abby Letter
I generally don't read Dear Abby but this one is good:
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so Humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
-Clueless
Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore. You are a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.
—Abby







ROFLMAO!
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