SANTA Came
Posted by Fat White Man at 12/26/2006 9:36 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Santa Clause visited my home yesterday. He was a big hit and brought everything my kids could want and then some. Even a pink guitar for my 3 year old was delivered just as she had asked Santa when he was at the Fire Station. All-in-all a wonderful day full of the joy of children, family and good food.
However, I must admit one thought I had this year that was not quite so charitable. I would like to choke the the son-of-a-bitch that invented those little silver-gray wire ties that all of China deems necessary to package a toy. One petshop toy had 27 of them. There is no call for that.
Anyone that has kids understands what I am talking about.
Oh my goodness your kids are too adorably cute! That beautiful redhead is going to be a handful, got your shotgun ready? I feel your pain about the damn twist ties - not only the ties but the tape holding them down and then all the dolls hair sewed onto the carboard. I was ready to throttle SOMEBODY. I'm glad you had a nice Christmas!
Yeah, I think there's something wrong with needing tools for a toy before it's even out of the box.
Funny stuff you have here!
Go Bucks.
Michigan sure got one pasted on them by U.S.C., is Carr finally going to be ousted as coach?
Nothing here offended me at all...