I am so glad that you are headed out of office next month. You are one of the worst things to ever come from Ohio, though technically you are from Boston. Are you really perhaps Ted Kennedy's bastard child?  If so, that would sure go a long way in explaining so much.

You are a RINO, a crook, and just plain stupid.  How did you even get through school? Daddy fix your SAT scores?  You have brought shame to such an honorable family name.  Being a fatwhiteman, I am quite the admirer of your great-grandfather. Now I am sure he is lanquishing in the afterlife trying to get your name changed.  Here you have a family name that has contributed so much to this great nation and like a spoiled little brat you ruined it all.  You flushed it all down the toilet without even a second thought.

Well, at least you are finished in public destruction service.  You have left your mark. Though not the same kind of mark the other members of your family have made, though woefully now tarnished by you.  No, your mark is more like the racing stripes in a 10- year old's underwear.  That's right, your career is at an end and the only mark you leave is a poopstain.