Pee Wees Michigan Adventure.
Posted by Fat White Man at 7/27/2006 1:18 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
I received the following transcripted dream from a friend of mine that involves JT so I thought I would share. Why said friend has dreams involving JT are beyond the realm of my comprehension so I won't even try to understand.
From Pee Wee's email:
So I had this weird dream last night and can't figure it out. For some reason, Jaime and I went on a road trip to some great fishing spot he knew about on Lake Michigan. But when we got there it was like a hurricane, you couldn't tell day from night, and the temp dropped 40 degrees it was so frigid, but since I know nothing about fishing and he does, he said we could still fish in it so we tried but didn't catch anything. We went into a pump-and-munch bait shop and spoiled turkey ham was $9.84 a pound. They also raised white labrador pups that were running all over the place crapping everywhere, and had some kind of quack doctor upstairs that toothless dirties were going in to see, probably for oxys. It scared me too much so I woke up.
New rule: don't go fishing in Lake Michigan during a hurricane in the middle of winter, or stop at bait shops where turkey ham is $9.84 a pound. Feel free to share the Mr. JT - I don't have his current email address.
What the hell does that mean?
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I don't know what it means, either, except that any place with labrador pups crapping everywhere and a pain clinic upstairs wouldn't be a good place to buy any kind of food.
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Myron,
You just eliminated half the stores in Southern Ohio.
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Hmmm, a very interesting dream indeed. This dream appears to be an unconscious manifestation of repressed negative feelings. There is someone in your friend's life that needs a good impaling. Not that I'm suggesting Pee Wee impale someone, but if he wants the dreams to stop he must impale whoever it is that needs imapling. It could be an abusive spouse, an abusive parent, or an abusive boss. It could even be the neighbors cat that keeps leaving little footyprints all over his vehicle. Whomever it may be, the dream-gods have spoken and they demand blood. Or could just be that your friend is nutjob.
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