How Drunk Does One Have To Be....???
Posted by Fat White Man at 7/28/2006 9:46 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Doctors in Latvia have sewn a man's penis back on. Okay, we've all heard of those weird stories where an accident or deliberate act caused some poor slob to get his tweeter chopped off—remember all the stupid Bobbit jokes? But now a team of Doctors have been called in to reattach one that some dumb ass chopped off himself. You heard me, he chopped it off, chopped off, chopped, he chopped his weaner the fuck off—for $2,000.
He got drunk and actually said: "for $2,000 I'll chop my weaner off". I had a hard time typing that let alone saying it and definitely not meaning it. WTF? He chopped his own weaner off.
Who in Latvia actually has $2,000 to pay you with. What group of friends actually said, okay Bubbasky, we got your bet covered, now lets see you do it. And what kind of moron not only makes such a bet—hell there may be enough Vodka on the planet to make me say such although I doubt it—but actually go through with it?
Well, you won man. You really showed them. Dumb ass.
How the...who does...man I...Dude WTF?
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I wonder if his insurance covers penis reatachment due to being a stupid fucker?
Or perhaps the hospital just filed the bill under "attachment disorder"
Then again there's alway "brain surgery" because let's face it the guy was definitely not thinking with any other part of his body.
And though it strikes fear through my very core to ask the following question:
What did he use to cut the damn thing off?
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Oh and lucky for him he did it somewhere with state of the art med care like say... latvia. Imagine what (you know which hospital I'm thinking of) would have done with it!
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Hey, for a Third World country, southern Ohio has fine
deathmedical facilities...Wait, your right...nevermind. I thought you were talking about some other Third World country....
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They probably have socialized medicine so all can play.
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