I received you email with the subject Important Information for the NRA Celebration of American Values.

I see that at the insistence of the U.S. Secret Service, a full suspension of the 2nd amendment as well as the suspension of Kentucky guaranteed rights and laws will be observed.  Since the is OFFICIAL NOTICE I assume that both the National Rifle Association and John McCain condone this.

I am sure the Secret Service would love to see all firearms banned everywhere as is the nature of their job. However, it is well within John McCain's power to overrule their protection and instead he chooses to make sure a gun ban is in place.  The NRA has the power to tell John McCain to not bother coming yet you feel his anti-freedom message is important enough to sell out your principles to hear.

Had this been a sitting or former President or some other Secret Service protected person that was valuable to us, I would not have even blinked at this notification. In fact, I would have expected it.  However, this is John McCain. Hasn't any of the NRA leadership read their own magazines, articles, letters and press releases over the last 10 years?  Did you forget that McCain and his anti-1st amendment legislation was a blatant attack on us all? Have you forgotten about his propensity to favor gun control?  This is the world's largest gun show and you want him to come close the so-called gunshow loophole right there in the middle of it?

What is wrong with the NRA?  What could McCain possibly say, short of "I regret that I cannot accept the nomination...", that we need to hear that bad. We do not need him at our convention and we do not want him there. 

Please give my tickets to the Celebration of Socialist Values to Paul Helmke or Sarah Brady as I am sure they are far more aligned with the McCain message than I am.

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Dear Fellow NRA Member,

        As a ticket holder for the NRA's Celebration of American Values Leadership Forum, we wanted to alert you to this important OFFICIAL NOTICE:

        By mandate of the U. S. Secret Service, no firearms will be allowed in Hall A of the Kentucky Exposition Center, the location of the Celebration of American Values Leadership Forum, on Friday, May 16.

        Please be prepared to go through security screening to enter the venue. We look forward to seeing you at this outstanding event!

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National Rifle Association * 11250 Waples Mill Road * Fairfax, VA 22030

        

A group of eviro-nuts think the best thing we can do for the planet is to die out. Sounds good, you go first.

        

Here is a brief but very real conversation I just had with my mother.

FATWHITEMAN: [starting my laptop] What's wrong with the internet?

FATMOTHER: It is the Tower of Babel and will be the undoing and destruction of all mankind.

FATWHITEMAN: Uh...yeah...m-kay, I kinda meant what is wrong with your router?

FATMOTHER: Oh, I dunno, it was working yesterday.

FATWHITEMMAN: Ever think of switching to decaf?

        

Pennsylvania's leading three stooges are at it again—climbing on a dead police officer to push a liberal political agenda.

Gov. Rendell, Mayor Nutter and Commissioner Ramsey, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! This is a time of mourning and a great loss to Sgt. Liczbinski's family, friends and fellow officers and you are using him as a circus freakshow to promote more bullshit laws.  SHAMEFUL!

How do you three sleep at night? Doesn't the sound of chains rattling on Christmas eve bother you gaggle of numbnuts?

Governor Rendell, you act as if another law would have prevented this trajedy yet the perpetrator of this crime already broke several gun laws to commit murder. So you think of banning my SKS in Ohio would stop this from happening in that cesspool of a city?  You claim that if the assault weapon ban had not been allowed to sunset that this would not have happened yet that stupid ban did nothing to address crime as it only affected lawful ownership, not criminal ownership.

Mayor Nutter, you talk about how much crime has soared in recent years and you blame laws in other states. Maybe you need to take a look at your own house first. Since crime has soared you have had that idiot police commissioner at the helm. You really want to protect your officers? Don't scream about laws elsewhere. If you truly have Philadelphia and police officers safety at heart you can solve your city's problems far easier than lobbying Congress. All you have to do to improve your city and make it a safer place is to fire the frickin' Police Commissioner and then resign as Mayor. Two problems solved.

Frickin' Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey.  After stating that the former assault weapon ban you were told that the rifle used in this crime was never banned. And what was the shocked frickin' response that came out of your frickin' mouth? You said,"then add it to the frickin' list"!  Well, I've added you to the frickin' list—the list of America's biggest frickin' dipshits you frickin' moron.

All three of you should be frickin' ashamed to use a fallen cop to spread your un-American, anti-freedom communist bullshit.

Frickin' asshats.

        

A University of Toledo administrator that was earlier placed on suspension for having an opinion on something has now been fired. 

Associate Vice President of Human Resources Crystal Dixon is guilty of reading an Editorial in the Toledo Free Press and, not agreeing with the editorial, wrote a guest column. How dare she.

Apparently she failed to submit her thoughts to the University Gestapo first so that they could tell how to think and feel and express herself according to University Nazi Party rules. 


UT Fuhrer Lloyd "Jackass" Jacobs

As an Ohio tax payer I am enraged at the fact that my dollars are being used to further this pack of University bullshit.  Now our tax dollars will be spent on lawyers and a settlement, after all, surely Ms. Dixon will sue them. She should since this is obviously all about her being black. I wish I could sit on that jury.

        

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot.

OK, so if these teenage dip shits will dig up the corpse of an 11 year old boy and smoke pot from his skull, what will they do as adults?  Sometimes the gene pool just needs the turds skimmed. Dig three holes next to the boy's grave and make a deposit.

        

Free Speech is alive and well at The University of Toledo. Unless of course your opinion differs from the latest multicultural manifesto.

Associate Vice President of Human Resources Crystal Dixon was suspended after she dared to write a response to a newspaper editor's column.

How dare she have an opinion. 

In the article, Toledo Free Press Editor in Chief Michael S. Miller wrote that homosexuals are like blacks and handicap persons in their struggles.  Dixon, as a black woman did not agree.

I am sure Miller is far for versed on homosexuality than Dixon. He admits to making three women turn lesbian after dating him. I'm sure he is a real winner.

I am sure that a lot of wheelchair bound people would rather walk but that is not their choice. Nor can any of us change the color of our skin (except for Michael Jackson of course). Does this guy really think that gays can't stop playing with other peters?  Can't lesbians choose to remodel with wood rather than carpet?

Well, one thing is for sure, don't argue with them or you'll lose your job.  The first reaction of any liberal is always to ban something they don't like. Here they banned free speech by suspending the speaker.  Way to go University of Toledo. And what a model of 1st amendment thought The Toledo FREE Press is.

Hmmm, freedom of the press, Toledo Free Press. Does anyone else see the irony?

        

PETA wants jockey Gabriel Saez suspended after Eight Belles broke her legs during the Kentucky Derby and had to be put down.  Of course the pinheads also want them to stop whipping horses and impose age limits. My personal favorite is that they also demand horses stop running on dirt. Heaven forbid that horses run on dirt. Dipshits.

I think the real problem is jealousy. PETA likes to kill animals by the thousands and now there is one animal that they won't get the chance to kill.  They were probably hoping to "find her a good home" then dump her in a dumpster somewhere.

Probably the only thing more hypocritical than a left coast liberal or a U.S. Senator is PETA. Animal rights my ass; PETA thinks that every animal has the right to die.

        

Anyone that could really think Osama Hussein is a good idea for this country needs to watch this.

        

The building manager for the condo owned by convicted D.C. Madam Deborah Jean Palfrey does not think she committed suicide.

Really? Does anyone really think she did?

She ran an escort service for Washington D.C.'s elite and has dirt on everyone. She is due to sit in prison for 6 or 7 years and probably make millions off of a book deal and ruin hundreds of political careers in the process. Instead she decides to die in a Tarpon Springs lawnmower shed?  Yeah, right.

        

China Uses Slave Children.

I blame Congress. Not that the Chinese haven't been doing this for centuries but because Congress granted them Permanent Most Favored Nation Trading Status.  And before the current ilk cries that they weren't in office when they did that for Clinton and his Arkansas buddies, just remember that you could have revoked it this year or last year and no one would have batted an eye.

What's the problem? Won't Walmart let you revoke it or do you just have too much lead in your bodies?

        

I got tagged by JT for a meme.  I'm not quite sure what a meme is since I have never been tagged for one but I'll take a shot.  According to the rules I have to list 7 items that are weird or random about me so here goes:

1. I hate clowns but think circus midgets are funny.

2. I have a good friend named JT (but please don't tell anyone).

3. I am not a homosexual but once a month I eat vegetarian food at Panera Bread and then go to a bookstore by myself. I'm pretty sure I am the only one in either establishment that is carrying a gun though.

4. Barack Obama irritates the living shit out of me. No wait, thats not weird or random since about 1/2 the country feels the same way.

5. I failed a class on communism my senior year in high school. I had a 69.8 average and the teacher wouldn't round it up to 70 which would have been a D-. I had to take it over in Summer School to graduate. Guess I wasn't a good communist.

6. I am contemplating buying an acoustical electric guitar just to piss off JT.

7. I don't always follow instructions so I probably won't tag anyone else for this.

        

Warning: if you have a weak stomach or suffer from bulimia, do not read this interview with Hussein Obama.

"We've got to tighten up our gun laws. I've said before we should have a much tougher background check system, one that's much more effective and make sure there aren't loopholes out there like the gun show loophole. [Or] The Tiahart Amendment [requiring destruction of gun-purchase records.] Here's an example of something common-sense: The ATF [federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms] should be able to share info with local communities about where guns are coming from, tracing guns that are used in criminal activity."

Same old liberal anti-gun commie drivel.  What a piece of shit. Doesn't he realize we only cling to our guns because we are frustrated? What is a gunshow loophole anyway? What an asshole. And I am sure he does really know that the Tiahart Amendment does not stop local law enforcement from tracing guns used in a crime. It only blocks local governments from getting the data to use in civil lawsuits.

So not only is Barack Hussein Obama a giant turd, he is also a giant lying turd.

SunTimes: But you don't want to take a stand on the D.C. gun-ban law?

B.O.: I don't like taking a stand on pending cases.

Chicken shit.

Two years ago my biggest fear was a Hillary Whitehouse.  Now she looks like the best thing going. This really sucks.

        

Now a couple of Chinese whores have sued CNN for 1.3 Billion.  It seems that anchorman Jack Cafferty calling Chinese people "thugs and goons" and accusing them of "poisoning our children with lead paint" was too much and caused them "mental harm".

Please. If these two commie bimbos suffer from "mental harm" it is from surviving under a communist regime all of their lives.  Do they even speak English? Did they even see the broadcast that left them so dismayed? Do they even get CNN in China?

Official Chinese spokesthug Jiang Yu Goon said that: "We hope CNN will take this seriously, because what CNN said and did has not only hurt China's feelings, but also CNN's own image."

CNN's image was only hurt when they caved in and apologized to the bastards. For that alone maybe CNN deserves to lose this one. Their man reported the news like it is and then the network pissed itself when a few commie thugs complained.

Don't worry China, I'm sure CNN will want to cover the Olympics.  When they are in town you can jail them, shoot them or run over them with a tank or whatever your goons like to do.

        

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A man has been charged with several crimes after he dressed his grandmother up like a hoodlum.

Ok, what the hell is "improper exploitation of a dangerous weapon".

HUH?

I've been exploiting weapons for years.

        

Children's hospital launches sex change for kids program

What....does he....is it....did they....huh....WTF?

        

There were 26 shootings in Chicago this weekend.  That's a lot even for a cesspool like Chicago.  The great Chicago Police Department though has identified the cause: warm weather. That's right, according to police the official cause is warm weather. So if it is in the 70's and you have 26 killings, under the model presented by the super intelligent Chicago Police, then the number of shooting will be staggering once the temperature hits the upper 90's.

The increased shootings wouldn't be due to the fact Chicago has some of the most stringent gun laws since Soviet Leningrad would it? No? Must be the weather.  Maybe Chicago could ban warm weather? Or maybe issue a warm weather card. If you pass a background check and pay a large fee to the city, they could issue you a Sunshine Card. Yeah, that will fix it. Problem solved.

Look out for global warming. There will be blood in the streets for sure.

        

The ROTC program at the Ohio State University will no longer be able to drill with their bright blue toy guns.  Apparently, the site of blue plastic is making too many college kids pee themselves.

I don't know what is worse, the fact that the ROTC has to quit playing with their toy guns because of a bunch of crybabies or the fact that the ROTC is using toy guns to begin with. Why are they not carrying real M16s? What's next, BB guns on the rifle range? Do they still have a rifle range?

I am 20 years older than most of these cadets.  That may seem a lot of years difference to them but really that is not that many years.  When I was in Junior High School, I was in the local school JROTC program. Instead of wooden or plastic toy guns we were issued real M1903A3 Springfield rifles. We checked them out of the armory AT SCHOOL every day. We drilled, marched and stood ranks with them.  Our drill team practiced and competed twirling and throwing real 9 pound rifles, not some wooden or plastic dummy.  Our school shooting team competed with 22LR against other schools. They practiced AT SCHOOL at the school rifle range.  All JROTC cadets had to shoot and attempt to qualify every year.  The JROTC color guard carried real 1911 pistols on bright white lanyards AT SCHOOL during flag ceremonies.  The unit even maintained a cannon squad that maintained and fired a small cannon during every home touchdown at all home football games held AT SCHOOL.

A few years ago the U.S. Army could hand a real rifle to an eighth grade boy AT SCHOOL and none of the other eighth through twelfth graders cried. Now, the U.S. Army has to take away the bright blue obviously toy rifles from college ROTC because it makes the sheep students upset.

Good Grief!

        

Farmers, craftsmen, merchants and others gathered together to stand before the world's greatest army.  The King's men marched on Lexington and then Concord, not to collect tea or taxes or stamps or whatever the revisionists are teaching. Soldiers were sent against these men to collect their arms. Yes, the first shots of the American Revolution, fired on April 19, 1775, were fired over gun control. Gun control is as bad of an idea now as it was then.